Dear Dr. C.

Dear Dr. C.,

I just got out of rehab, but I'm afraid that as soon as I meet my friends I
will start drinking and all those other behaviors that get me in trouble.

I can't stand to sit at home and I can't sleep alone.

.............................Lindsay

Dear Lindsay,

Start a blog. It can be almost as much fun as having a life - except for the sex, drugs, and alcohol, of course.

Also, get yourself a cat.

I care.


Yours always (or at least since Mean Girls),

C, PhD

PS - Don't forget to use spell-check.

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